Thursday, January 06, 2011
Friday, December 31, 2010
Change Is Our Only Hope In The Next Decade

If there is one thing that we need to carry over from the decade that is coming to a close, besides the philosophy of inclusive growth, it is the slogan, Yes, we can!
Monday, November 29, 2010
Small economies, big headaches

Another financial storm, another bailout. In May, it was Greece. Now, it’s Ireland, an economy that accounts for just.0.3% of world GDP. Over the past few weeks, Ireland has been the central figure in an unfolding tragi-comedy . The EU was pressing Ireland to accept a rescue package. Ireland insisted it didn’t need one. It has finally settled for a bailout estimated to cost €80-90 billion.
The drama has not impressed the financial markets. There have been huge sell-offs in several markets, including India. You have to wonder how a country , which registers as a place where men sport skirts, can give the jitters to the world economy.
Ireland is being mentioned in the same breath as Greece. But the two situations are different. In Greece, the EU bailout was necessitated by the refusal of private investors to provide funds to the Greek government. Ireland contended that its government finances were fully funded until the middle of 2011. And yet the EU has pushed funds down Ireland’s throat. Why?
The immediate problem in Ireland is with banks, not with government finances . In 2008, at the height of the subprime crisis, the government assumed full or partial ownership of three large banks and guaranteed the liabilities of the entire banking sector until the end of 2010. The guarantee was recently extended up to June 2011.
But these measures have not stabilised the Irish banking system. Bank losses from real estate have mounted. Corporate deposits have been fleeing Irish banks. Ireland’s banks are on ventilator support — they now survive on liquidity provided by the European Central Bank.
The markets rightly believe this can’t go on. Today’s banking problem will become tomorrow’s sovereign debt problem . The banks will require massive infusion of funds. The funds will have to come from the government. With public debt at 100% of GDP, the government will find it difficult to borrow. Yields on Irish government bonds have gone up by over 200-basis points in recent weeks. That raised the spectre of a default on Irish government guarantees of bank debt.
Should this happen, two consequences will follow that could prove lethal to the world economy. One, there will be a run on banks in other troubled economies such as Portugal and Spain. Two, banks in UK, France and Germany will incur huge losses on the substantial exposures they have to banks in Ireland.
As with Greece earlier, saving Ireland is all about saving banks elsewhere in the EU. A more accurate analogy would be with the Iceland crisis in 2008. In Iceland too, banks went bust leaving other EU banks heavily exposed. The operative word is ‘contagion’
Any more bailouts anyone ?
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Emerging economies as saviours ?
Friday, June 11, 2010
A Pill For Bad Memories - Pop it, forget it
Once it is consumed, we will be so full of the milk of human kindness, all mutual hostility so utterly forgotten, that we will be trampling over each other to shower kisses and hugs on our previously-hated ones. The fringe benefit will be that the fundos on either side, both the well-bearded and the saffron sort, will, in the Marxian sense of things, wither away and die. That, as some of us might aver, is a consummation devoutly to be wished for. Irritating sceptics, however, might try to point out that this whole culture of having a pill for everything is somewhat odd, or perhaps even undesirable.
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Finding true love
While the idea of romantic chemistry via novel formulae devised by websites offering ‘focussed’ choices seems more dependable than singles bars, they do not come cheap. One service, for instance, that has based its USP on the ‘fact’ that women are attracted to the smell of men who have immune systems very different from their own, charges nearly $2,000 to bolster their subscribers’ chances, by taking deep background checks to a new level: not only credit and criminal records but also DNA profiles! Some sites delve into matching characteristics and traits, others compare and match family, social and educational backgrounds, interests and aspirations. The underlying principle is obvious — finding a mate has to be more exacting than finding a date.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Why can’t we buy basmati for Rs 40/kg?
RICE COMPANIES are toasting a reported decision by the government last week to let basmati be exported at a reduced price tag of $800/tonne or close to Rs 40/kg. But if foreign consumers can be supplied this luxury food so cheap, how come you and I are paying through our noses for it? I'd help you join the dots. Logically, if basmati can be exported to Europe, Saudi Arabia, USA and Iran at just Rs 40/kg, we should be able to buy it for even less in local wholesale markets, right? Wrong. Because this price does not exist. Cheap basmati is an oxymoron. The cheapest basmati variety currently is Pusa and no rice mill in Haryana and Punjab is selling it for less than Rs 60/kg or $1100/t. Add retail margins and you have an MRP of at least Rs 75/kg, which is what we pay mostly. The top-end basmati variety Pusa 1121 is priced Rs 75/kg at factory gate or $1500/t, which makes it the world’s most expensive rice. Moreover, if Indian consumers are willing to pay two times more for what basmati fetches abroad, surely it would make more sense for our canny brands to concentrate on the more profitable domestic market instead of exports. But they are not. In short, India’s new rock bottom basmati export price is the stuff of consumer fantasies. There is no sign of it in the marketplace.
So why did the government agree to drop basmati’s threshold price in the world market for boosting business at a time when the country is short of 15 million tonnes rice? The answer to that lies in the magic word Pakistan. The rice industry has figured that “threat from Pakistan” is the easiest phrase to motivate or explain away any government decision. And it worked like a charm once again.
Basmati exporters say it is necessary to bring down the MEP to help them wrest back the global market share they lost to Pakistan. Exporters also argue that while some varieties such as Pusa 1121 are incredibly expensive, others such as Pusa Basmati can’t cross the $1100-barrier. But they omitted to mention three vital facts. One, though they claim to have lost market share, India’s basmati export has actually spurted sharply in the last six months. Two, Pakistan has always priced itself at a 20% discount to Indian basmati. So if the average price in Karachi is $900/t, India at $1100/t is par for the course. Three, there is no basmati available in India for $800/t. Meanwhile, the decision is certainly troubling for us taxpayers and consumers. For more than a decade now, we have been funding research, export subsidies and legal costs of protecting basmati in the world market all in the name of safeguarding a premium and heritage product. But now it seems the product has lost its premium positioning. At Rs 40, many other non-basmati varieties cut the grade too. So it’s time taxpayers question government spend on basmati. Availability of rice is an even bigger reason for worry in this drought year. Rice companies have often argued that exporting one tonne of basmati earns enough dollars to import 2.5 tonnes ordinary rice. Not any more. If the Rs 40 price is correct, then exporting one tonne basmati allows India to import less than a tonne long grain rice today. If India turns net rice importer, we won’t be able to make good the shortfall.
Consumers have a right to be upset with any export promotion scheme that allows food to leave the country at prices which are not available to them. At a time when parmal rice is retailing for Rs 40/kg in most metro cities, if the government is convinced basmati is also available at the same price, it has been horribly misled. Either that. Or basmati brands are charging us extortionate prices.
Foolish chaps....
Will post more interesting observations as and when I find some.
Cheers !
Prasad
Tuesday, July 07, 2009
The Budget and People Like Us
Amazingly, whether it is Manmohan Singh, Yashwant Sinha, P Chidambaram or Pranab Mukherjee, after no Budget have I, or some People Like Us (PLU) that I know, rubbed two hands in glee and said, ``Wow, this year’s gonna rock for us.’’
Somehow, in the end, we end up spending a bit more than the last year. If LCDs become cheaper, the cable guy jacks up his rates. If tea becomes cheaper, milk gets dearer. If cars cost less, petrol costs more. If I save Rs 3,000 at the end of 365 days because the income tax exemption limit has been raised, I spend Rs 6,000 more because transportation charges have gone up and my subzi walla says he’ll have to take a little extra for that tomato, potato, bhindi and lauki.
For the bulk of PLU, especially those employed by others, which is almost all of us, the bottom lines, more or less, remain what they are and life goes on in exactly the same manner after the Budget as it did before it. If anything, you should be happy when the Budget guarantees status quo. Because, come to think of it, the Budget seldom has anything for the PLU.
So you peer close to the TV as the finance minister makes his grand speech, quoting from everybody under the sun – from Gandhi to Mandela, Kabir to Nanak, saint to scoundrel – to make the boring exercise sound interesting. And you look busy as hell as you turn away the kaam wali bai when she asks if the Budget will make any difference to her life. You don’t take the unimportant calls, and the important ones you try to cut it suitably short, making sure the sound on your TV is loud enough to reach the guy on the other side of your phone. You skip your breakfast and delay your lunch. And you discuss with everybody the various things that were announced by the FM but are actually of no use to you – like branded jewellery being fully exempt from excise duty.
But when you get out of your office at the end of the day – with most of your proposals on hold because your boss, too, was busy with the Budget – and hit the hard road home, you realize nothing has changed for the better. The edgy cab driver suddenly charges you more because fuel prices have gone up, the pirated CD you pick up is rented out at Rs 5 plus and the gardener you pass by makes a quick request for a wage hike because he’s just heard Budget se bhao badh gaya hai.
And so, what did I gain from Pranab da’s budget? Zilch. As usual. But then that’s always the story with the Budget and People Like Us. Why do I keep forgetting!
-Prasad
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Watch out Wall St villains, here comes Obama!
For one, do not expect anything radical too soon. The US system works in curious ways, but cuts across party lines when it comes to confronting national crises. Therefore, the Obama government is sure to continue with the work of implementing and monitoring Paulson’s $700-billion TARP package. But—and this is the best part—do not for a moment think that the Dick Fulds of this world have been forgotten or pardoned. Once the new administration feels the time for crisis management is over, it will go after all the people it thinks are responsible for the current meltdown—the guys who sold the mortgages to families that clearly did not have the capacity to repay, banks which then created virtual pyramids out of these simple loans, rating agencies that put their seal of approval on these instruments, bank CEOs who lulled shareholders into a false sense of comfort by repeatedly lying to them about their company’s failing health and impending demise. The compelling imagery of once-powerful CEOs in handcuffs (a la Enron, Boesky, et al) is all too potent and depicts in a single, two-dimensional frame the robustness of the American judicial system.
This kind of action will not only be expected but demanded from the Obama administration. There will be tremendous political pressure to go after the Wall Street villains because of two over-riding reasons. One, the popular vote seems to have communicated resoundingly that it does not view the Republican Party’s close links with the financial buccaneers too kindly. And, two, it does not like being weighed down by the uncomfortable burden of having to bail out their derring-do. Plus, and this is important, there is this uncomfortable vision of many CEOs landing safely with multi-million-dollar bonus parachutes while middle America hunkers down for an extended period of unemployment and lost wages.
Here is the most unsettling image: Lehman CEO Richard Fuld picked up a $22-million bonus in March 2008 even as the firm was struggling to stay afloat and would eventually go bankrupt six months later. There are some other CEOs who could be in the firing line too. Merrill Lynch CEO John Thain, who merged his bank with Bank of America, received a $15-million cash bonus on joining the bank in November 2007. Goldman Sachs showed $20.2 billion as payroll costs in 2007! Goldman Sachs chief Lloyd Blanfein earned about $68 million bonus in 2007, of which about $27 million was hard cash. Some CEOs read the writing early enough to forsake their bonus - Bear Stearns CEO James Cayne gave up his months before the firm was absorbed by JP Morgan Chase and Deutsche Bank CEO Josef Ackermann has also publicly declared that all top executives of the bank were surrendering their bonuses.
This could also lead the new administration down another possible, and interesting, path. There is already growing demand that the government re-examine the salaries of its regulators, who are supposed to keep a hawk-eye on the multi-million-dollar baggers. Part of the reason behind this call is that these lower salaries keeps the talent away from the regulators — guys who will be able to recognise a scam or a notice a danger signal before it becomes manifest to everybody else. Or, somebody who can understand the arcane and complicated instruments conjured up by highly-paid quants in banks and hedge funds. There is the also the question of motivation. A columnist recently wrote about how junior level officers from the US central bank (Federal Reserve Bank) and the markets watchdog (Securities and Exchanges Commission) would be completely overwhelmed by the complexity of the instruments they routinely had to vet and approve.
Some of the inequities come through when you juxtapose Fuld’s bonus with the salary earned by, say, Fed boss Ben Bernanke. According to a copy filed by news agency Reuters in October: “Ben Bernanke may be one of the most influential people on the planet right now as he heads the US Federal Reserve’s efforts to contain the crisis. But his $191,300 a year looks like loose change when compared with the near $500 million earned by Richard Fuld in his eight years in charge at Lehman.” The other powerful central bank in the world - European Central Bank - does not pay its top man Jean-Claude Trichet more than 350,000 euros (close to $440,965). And, at that, his salary is not necessarily the highest among all the European central banks. For instance, the Italian and Belgian central bankers earn more than Trichet. Even Bank of England’s Mervyn King probably earns just marginally more than Trichet.
One can only hope that some ripple waves from that action also wash up on Indian shores.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Path to nowhere leads to success...
The answer is clear today, now that India has averaged almost 9% economic growth for several years. This success required a path which, by design, had no destination. The reforms tore down the planned road and opened entry into a million possible roads, facilitating ideas that no planner had dreamed of.
Before 1991, no planner visualised a future economy excelling in computer software, business process outsourcing (BPO), R&D, or brain-intensive manufacturing. But deregulation plus global connectivity created a million new possibilities, and innovative risk-takers did the rest.
India is globally famous for computer software. Yet government policy hobbled this industry for decades. Narayana Murthy of Infosys says it took almost two years in the 1980s to get a telephone connection and a licence to import a computer. Politicians and trade unions opposed computerisation as a threat to jobs. The 1993 bank-union agreement, two full years after liberalisation, nevertheless provided for bank branch computerisation at just 0.5-1% per year, meaning full computerisation would take 200 years!
Without widespread computerisation, software engineers could not develop high skills locally. But Indians who went to the US became the whizz kids of Silicon Valley. “Body shopping” followed — foreigners hired Indians to work on software projects in the US. India’s software skills were honed in Silicon Valley and then shipped back. No planner could have planned this: it was the spontaneous outcome of enterprise and global connectivity
Similarly, no planner could have created BPO. Nobody predicted in 1990 that thousands of foreign companies would move back-office and technical services to India. General Electric was the first to experiment with the idea. It succeeded so well that MNCs galore followed suit.
Initially, companies thought only low-tech jobs could be outsourced, but Indians quickly graduated to the most skilled tasks. Moody’s and Standard and Poor’s took a long time to upgrade India’s credit rating to investment grade, yet have shifted some of their own rating operations to India.
India has become a global R&D hub. Here too, General Electric led the pack. Renault-Nissan is partnering Bajaj to make a small car that can beat Tata’s Nano. The R&D has been entrusted by the Franco-Japanese giant to Bajaj. India’s boom in brain-intensive manufacturing was unplanned. Most people thought India would follow the path of labour-intensive exports pioneered by East and South-East Asia. India failed dismally here, thanks mainly to rigid labour laws. But, to everyone’s surprise, India became world class in brain-intensive industries like pharma and automobiles.
Indian pharma is now a global player, and all top companies have become MNCs, acquiring companies across continents. This was made possible after India agreed to international patent rules, something the government opposed tooth and nail and was finally forced to accept in the Uruguay Round of 1995. This failure of planned strategy was the beginning of Indian success. Indian pharma companies initially feared they would be wiped out, but soon found that integrating with the global economy was an opportunity, not a threat.
The auto industry has become world-class. Why? Auto companies need constant new models and improvements to compete. Auto MNCs in India found that Indian engineers could do this quickly and cheaply. An auto component giant like Delphi takes three months to go from a new concept to prototype to commercial production. Bharat Forge claims it can do this in one month. Such skills have made it global No 2 in auto forgings.
When the economy opened up in 1991, many predicted that Indian companies would go bust or be taken over by MNCs. Nobody dreamed that one day Tata Steel would take over Corus, which was six times as big; or that Tata Motors would acquire Jaguar and Land Rover; or that Hindalco would take over Novellis, which was several times its size.
How did Indian minnows take over global whales? By borrowing massively from abroad. But such massive borrowing was prohibited by government policy till recently. The curbs aimed to thwart irresponsible borrowing. No planner realised that the curbs also thwarted Indian takeovers of global giants. The government has long discouraged private initiatives in education, and education for profit is banned. Supposedly non-profit private engineering colleges have come up, often owned by politicians, and often collecting illegal fees under the table. Their educational standards are spotty at best. Yet, these unplanned colleges, warts and all, have driven brain-intensive manufacturing. Government colleges produce only 45,000 engineers a year. Private colleges produce nine times as many. For decades, telecom was a government monopoly. In the 1980s, the government vetoed proposals for cellphones, saying they were a rich man’s toy. No planner anticipated that after liberalisation in the 1990s, cellphones would be bought by everybody from rural shopkeepers to urban carpenters. Nobody foresaw that Indian companies would create the cheapest calls in the world, attracting 8-10 million new subscribers per month. No planner saw any comparative advantage in wind energy. Indian wind speeds are generally low. Yet Tulsi Tanti, a textile manufacturer, launched Suzlon to make windmills. He is now world No 5 in windmills. Essel Propack has become the world’s top producer of laminated plastic tubes (for toothpaste, drugs and cosmetics). Nobody planned this. Subhash Chandra, a rice merchant, was looking at an international fair for plastic packaging for rice. The plastics dealers told him, by the way, that laminated plastics were replacing aluminium tubes for toothpaste. This accidental discovery helped transform Chandra from humble rice trader to world No 1 in laminated tubes.
One of my favourite posters says, “Some people look at things as they are, and ask why. But I dream of things that never were, and ask why not.” India has succeeded by becoming a place where people can think of things that never were, ask why not, and then just do it...
Cheers till next time !
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Upsetting Oil Pricing Conundrum in India
That, however, is not their total loss. They have to also pay sales tax to the state governments. In Mumbai, this tax is Rs 10.6 per litre and Rs 7.1 per litre for petrol and diesel respectively. Thus, the total cash loss suffered on account of the sale of 1 litre in Mumbai is Rs 13.7 and Rs 25.1 for petrol and diesel respectively. This is, in other words, the amount by which prices would have to be increased at the retail outlet for the companies to simply break even on a cash basis. Such a hike is, of course, out of the question.
Many in the public domain believe that the imbalance can be redressed by reducing the central and local taxes to make the public sector oil companies profitable. However, it is actually not about reducing the taxes to bring the prices down. That is just an indirect way of maintaining the subsidies. On one hand, the balance sheets of the oil companies might look healthier and higher profits might allow theme to disburse handsome dividends. On the other hand, the government revenues would come down and higher revenue deficits will bring the finance ministry into the FRBM dragnet. It is not a Morton’s fork but a Hobson’s choice for the government — to link the retail rates of petroleum products with the market rates.
In case of most other commodities, the high consumer price checks demand. This helps restore the supply-demand balance. As prices are not linked to the rising market rates, oil demand is not checked commensurate with the price change. It obviously creates an asymmetry in the supply-demand balance and can be only restored at much higher prices. By then, it might be already too late for the Indian economy.
Now let us look at two sensible, yet asynchronous, viewpoints on resolving this pricing conundrum. In the same piece, I prescribe the policy framework for a comprehensive petroleum policy. First, we should accept that high oil prices are here to stay. This does not mean we will not see sharp declines from present levels. What it does mean is that we will not see prices stabilising at levels significantly below a triple digit number. Second, we must create a mechanism that leads to a ‘graduated’ reduction in subsidies, an orderly alignment of domestic prices to international levels and a more efficient disbursement of financial support to the poor. Third, we must reverse ‘dieselisation’. And finally, we must recognise that the sine qua non of energy security is a robust and competitive domestic petroleum and energy sector.
One can only wonder if Rs 200,000 crore in oil subsidies, nearly 2% of India’s GDP, is not alarming enough for the government to pay heed to such sensible opinions.
Till next time, I better fuel up my tank before another bombshell price hike occurs !!!
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Hi guys and girls...Its been a while since I posted....was a lil busy with my final yr exams.....so finally im done with them....
This post is up on public demand with many folks askin me to give them some tips and info on the basics of DJ'ing. So here it is a lil warm up for u to get into this field which offers u fame as well as a chance to earn a quick buck...but always remember there is a lot of hardwork which goes in the making of mixes. My guru's well they have been supporting me all this while...I love mixes by DJ Tiesto, Paul Van Dynk, DJ Aqeel For the unusual sounds ;) and also DJ Suketu....and my close buddy DJ Tarun...whoz name i always write for the help hez given me all this while. So lets begin...
Here in you'll learn how to set up your DJ equipment, add components, use different types of DJ equipment, how to mix, advanced beat mixing and beat making and more..
For the beginner DJ it can be a bit much to take on the wild world of DJing when you don't have a clue and even if you do you may be skeptical of spending so much money for something you may only do as a hobby. I put together some DJ gear tips to help ease your mind
There first thing you need to ask your self is how or in what capacity will I be using my DJ equipment? How much do I want to spend? Where will I buy all of this DJ equipment, and most importantly what DJ equipment do I need? I have DJ equipment tips to answer all of these questions and more.
Say you want to be an all-purpose DJ. Meaning you want to be able to be a club DJ and battle DJ. You allowed your self a budget of $600. (INR 24,000/-).But let me make this perfectly clear. There is no substitute for high end high quality DJ equipment. You'll only be kidding yourself if you think you can go pro on cheaper DJ equipment. If you want to pick it up as a hobby then this is a good place to start.
Two DJ turntables - Remember you need DIRECT-DRIVE turntables. They offer the best torque for cueing records. The Stanton T.60 Direct Drive Turntable has enough power to get you started.
One DJ mixer - Break in your mixer slowly. Learn all of its features to maximize you DJ skills as you build them. Later on you should try experimenting cutting the music in and out with different mixer settings. Try to develop your own unique style. As I mentioned before the reason why CD players have caught on is because of the versatility. Because they are digital they not only play music CDs but they also play MP3s. So if you have MP3s you have virtually doubled your arsenal of DJ music.
If you're a Mobile DJ you can have pre made mixes to play at your gigs while you sit back and eat and drink your way to a nice pay day. Because they're so small and light they are very portable. Which means instead of lugging around heavy turntables and crates of records you can cut your load by 2/3 while increasing your DJ music library not to mention saving time and money.
Having a set of Pro DJ CD players is a must for every Mobile DJ and an option for the Club DJ because Clubs still rely on vinyl. Before you purchase your first set you need to keep some things in mind.
1. Does it play MP3s and regular music CDs and CDRWs?
2. Does it have real time scratch capability?
3. Does it feel like you are spinning vinyl?
4. Can you cue the next track while the current one is playing?
5. Is there pitch control like a DJ turntable?
6. Is it shock proof?
7. Does it have memory points to save your cues of your favorite CDs?
8. Is there an S/PDIF digital output?
9. Is there a sampler and loop function?
10. Also, being able to burn a CD is always nice.
These are the basic features you need in any DJ CD player you purchase
One pair of DJ headphones - So now you have your turntables, your mixer, your amp and speakers. But you missed one small but crucial detail, headphones. There are ample number of headphones for DJs from Sony, Pioneer, and Technics which will help guide you in making the right decision.
Headphones have one important function. They help the DJ mix the beats together seamlessly. By monitoring one turntable in the headphones while the other turntable is playing for the crowd you can get the proper mix and proper transition from one table to the next.
There are a lot of people who would still like to lay their hands on the various softwares available.....so guys some useful info for you too....
DJ Software Programs - DJ software may be your answer if you don't have the money to spend on DJ equipment but you do own a fancy computer. You can become a DJ in the digital world with a little time and a little creativity. Creating DJ music on your pc can be fun.
Software for DJs is abundant. There are so many to choose from it's hard to tell who's who and each one has a specific purpose. Depending on your application, you can DJ using a laptop with Final Scratch, or create remixes with Cakewalk or master with Sound Forge. DJ software that is in-expensive could be your answer for recording and mastering that final mix. It will show you what you need to record and how to choose the right software. DJ software is not difficult to learn. I find that experimenting works best initially that way you get to learn where everything is and how it works.
After you get to understand how it works you should join a message board where other users post helpful information and documents to help you be more productive.
Fruity Loops is another DJ software program that is in high demand. The best thing about Fruity Loops is its ability to emulate so many of those famous sounds you hear from old school 70's artists to today's artists.
Sony Media Sound Forge v8.0 - Sound Forge by Sonic Foundry. For the price this DJ software is one of the best solutions on the market for editing music and mastering your final mix. Sound Forge offers its users the ability to easily create and edit music with a few simple clicks of the mouse. I have been using Sound Forge for a few years now and I have no complaints. It has a wide range of effects and processors and the help section has come in handy as well. It's a very user friendly product.
Traktor mp3 DJ - The Traktor mp3 DJ software program is another great product for up and coming DJs. It offers beat matching, pitch features and loop. A good package overall.
So I hope this tutorial will guide u for becoming a DJ. So get a funky beat and and cool song...and jus mix !
Happy mixing !
Friday, June 08, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
Equations for life
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com
One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan
Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol..
Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film
Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!
Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards
I hope you enjoyed this post...so do comment...Well, till next time fasten ur seatbealts as there is a whole lot more to come...only at DJ Prasad's Blog !
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Welcome
Till Next time....
Happy Browsing.
~DJ Prasad~

